Scary fucking website of the day: Take This...
iheartchaos: You may have seen this around before, and quite a few people have submitted it, and I’ve seen it around a number of places, but I never actually went through the website to see what it was. Sorry about that. But now that I have, it’s the coolest, creepiest fucking thing ever. You need a FB account to see it, but it’s not going to post any stupid stuff on your wall. Link ...
I just kept wiping and wiping. It was an endless amount of poop :’( I thought id stay there for the rest of my life.
Get to work. Its dark out. Get out of work. Its dark out.
I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking...
between-rage-and-serenity: because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome. Yeah, we’re expecting a baby but it could be a velociraptor.
Naming a burger “Dave’s Hot n Juicy” seems like a bad idea. But excellent advertising strategy wendys
Don't like something, don't reblog it.
i really hate this post.
vgly replied to your post: what happened to venny? Maybe she died you wish
what happened to venny?
ferocactus-pilosus asked: i'll continue cleaning your house if you put pants on, i feel like i am the maid of a sexual predator especially when you follow me around
ferocactus-pilosus asked: it won't work omg why can't i do my womanly duties of cleaning your house for you. but i have been cleaning your sink and fixing things in your house at least I TRY TO BE USEFUL
ferocactus-pilosus asked: JUST LET ME CLEAN YOUR BATHROOM OK
therealhansolo: what are words i can’t even
buy new phone, constantly lose signal.